We are hearing alot about the scourge of the Brazillian and how it is close to wiping out a whole generation's collective awareness of THE LADY MANE.
Where once the hairless pussy was an obscure and exotic breed, featured as a side-show in various versions of CATS OF THE WORLD almanacs, she is now as common as the tabby. Long haired breeds are considered to be a rarity among the young, perhaps even close to extinction, if you listen to some VERY UPSET FOLK.
All this talk of the HAIRLESS BEAST has ignored an equally pressing issue: ingrown hairs. Once again society is mislead by the assumption that the DENUDED FOREST is actually a smooth, clean, landscape. Instead TOO MANY women are being short-changed by the reality of the INGROWN HAIR and its relentless proliferation.
Rather than a community of shiny laminex-like LADY PARTS, we're just as likely to see equal numbers of spotted INGROWN VISTAS.
Why have the women who are plagued by the spotty pubis been silenced by their smoother, less viscous sisters?
Patriarchy anyone?
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